Sourdough Starters: Fermentation’s Secret Lesson on Timing, Balance, and Investing Introdcution: Patience, Fermentation, and the Art of Not Freaking Out Published: May 26, 2025 There’s something primitive about it. No yeast packet. No shortcuts. Just flour, water, air, and time. A sourdough starter is a living organism. You don’t bake it; you raise it. You … Read more
Media Spin 101: Where Narratives Sell and Facts Come to Die May 26, 2025 “The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the … Read more
Why “Sell in May and Go Away” Statistics Reveal the Hidden Psychology of Seasonal Investing May 23, 2025 Imagine a seasoned gardener eyeing the calendar, convinced that the earth’s rhythm dictates their every move. Now, picture the investor who, come spring, contemplates cashing out—driven not by analysis, but by the folklore of “sell in May … Read more
Resource Wars: Scarcity Breeds Secret Profits May 23, 2025 Introduction: Resource Remobilisation The Next Phase We were the first to coin the phrase—and in truth, that doesn’t matter. What’s more surprising is how few are talking about this. Look closer and you’ll notice a shift: more nations, especially in the developing world, are beginning to … Read more
Market Bottom: Fools Try to Predict It, the Wise Position Quietly May 21, 2025 Introduction: How to Miss a Sunset: The Glow Always Comes Too Late There’s a kind of madness that grips certain hikers at dusk. They reach the summit, panting, triumphant. But their eyes are already scanning the horizon—not to admire the view, … Read more
Opening Insight: Laughing in the Face of the Crowd May 20, 2025 Stand-up comedians and contrarian investors have more in common than you might ever guess. Both step onto their respective stages—one literal, one financial—armed with the courage to defy consensus and flip expectations on their head. Here’s the twist: the comedians who truly stand … Read more
Why Fossil Fuels Might Roar Again: Because Green Dreams Don’t Drill Wells May 19, 2025 At first glance, this seems out of sync with the prevailing global push toward cleaner energy. But as we’ve seen in the past, narratives often shift quickly, especially when the profit potential enters the picture. Take the recent discussion around … Read more
Beware the Madness: How Fear-Driven Herds Obliterate Wealth Picture this: the market plunges, and with it, the last remnants of rationality. Panic erupts. Traders stampede for the exits, selling at any price, their decisions dictated by the raw, unfiltered terror burning at the root of the human psyche. This is not a one-off event—it is … Read more
The Abyss of Opportunity May 17, 2025 Markets are not rational. They never were. They never will be. If you’ve walked into this essay expecting a list of hot stocks for 2025 wrapped in tidy explanations and comfortable predictions, you’ve already missed the point. The very act of chasing comfort is what ensures mediocrity. Let … Read more
Has the Stock Market Hit Rock Bottom? May 15, 2025 Introduction The market isn’t just moving — it’s bleeding. And yet, most investors still don’t feel the wound. They’ve been desensitised by the daily drip of CNBC doom and dopamine—high—frequency panic, low-frequency awareness. A Brutal Decline — But Is It Over? The S&P 500 hasn’t … Read more
