Aside 1: Give me some poetic licence here - there's a difference between being slightly unconventional and being the kind of weirdo who will be found in a remote hut with dogs chewing on the decomposing carcass of the artist previously known as Hårri.
Aside 2: Some might say, incidentally, that anyone who prefers animals to humans clearly has some sort of deep-rooted problem that prohibits them from communicating effectively in a social context. As far as I'm concerned, those people can **** ***** ***.
I have seen posts on these forums extolling the virtues of cats. These posts are spectacularly misinformed.
DOGS are better than cats, and I intend to prove this in a rigourous academic fashion to preclude all argument to the contrary.
I invite you to think about the people you like:
- These people are loyal companions
- These people bring joy into your lives and make you smile
- These people reduce stress by their presence
- These people will forgive a momentary transgression
- These people are enthusiastic about something new or exciting
- These people do not judge you
These people are DOGS.
I could post some images, but the argument is sound without recourse to such chicanery.