The dumb and dumber section

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This is an observation at the IT department of a bank I work with. It seems that they have successfully implemented a system to weed out honest people and only allow dishonest people to be hired. It all starts at the beginning of the hiring process. They list down a ton load worth of required skill sets spreading across vast domains that none of the people in the bank are even capable of. Any decent person who read that job description will not even attend the interview. Only those who lies through their teeth will even attempt the interview. After listening to almost 50 of such interviews, I asked the interviewer, how does he decide who to hire? He replied, “the person who tells me he doesn’t know how to do something he says he’s capable of gets the job”. To which I said, “oh.. you are just looking for an honest person….”

What has the world come to? Now we know why when you ask any question to almost any tech dept, they always give you some retarded answer that makes no sense. when you dispute that answer, they give you a link to their site, which is supposed to be a FAQ section; well, it is Full of ass quizzes, for nothing there seems to help. when that fails, they tell you to open up a ticket and so start the whole process. I used to be impressed by Nord VPN, so I tried NORD locker. To make a long story short, it should be named Nord crapper, and after three months of trying ( I persisted just to see if they could provide a solution), they could not find the files they magically managed to delete from my account. So I told them the only thing secure here is once the files are lost or deleted, they are lost forever. That should be their slogan. Store your files, and we guarantee you that if they are lost, you or no one else will ever find them. Tech support was so retarded I would say that their combined IQ was below room temperature.

Oh, they still did not find my files, and it's now over six months. I suspect they might find them on Friday morning in 2030

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Tech support was so retarded I would say that their combined IQ was below room temperature.

In Celcius

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Tech support was so retarded I would say that their combined IQ was below room temperature.

In Celcius

Yes, using Fahrenheit I fear might be too generous, Might make them look smart

[Do-or-Die]

https://youtu.be/zkhCZmo_z8U

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Are any of you running into such issues as this poster

I was at Lowe’s a few months back, buying some towing chains. I needed 4ft and asked a store employee for help. There were two of them, one of who was high-school age, the other one their superior. The chain was right above a line that measured 8 ft (in 1ft increments) and the chain I wanted was above the number 4. They insisted to start measuring on the far end – at marker zero. I told them “no need to move, start at marker 4). It took 15 minutes for them to “calculate” that if they started at 4 they would finish at 8 (instead of starting at 0 and finishing at 4). The whole time they were confused and tried all sorts of things as if they were trying to achieve nuclear fusion in the f*cking store.

Today I was at Verizon to get something and it took 30 minutes and 2 different terminals to charge my card.

Kroger had wilted vegetables, I would be embarrassed to sell that stuff, they did not blink an eye.

Empty shelves at Walmart.

At Lowe’s (again), I bought a wall thermostat for my heat pump/AC unit and it is under lock and key. I went and paid for it and it took 20 minutes to rouse someone to get the key. The customer service person made me wait for 20 minutes while they woke someone up in the back for what she could have done in 2 minutes (leave the post and go unlock it herself). In the meantime, while we were waiting, she took 15 minutes to charge a customer for a product he brought from the shelf that did not have a label on it. She kept asking the customer what the product was and how much it cost. Could not get anyone to show up to verify what the product was and damn if she was going to walk to find out herself.

At Tractor Supply today, line of 7 people at cash register, one register open, the rest of the employees walking around, ignoring the line. The lady in front of me bought something that did not have a label (again, like Lowe’s) and the ONLY cash register clerk decided to go and find out what it was and how much it cost. She did not come back within 10 minutes (!) and luckily someone walked by (store manager?) and took over the register. We thought the employee got lost in the store or quit??

Americans are becoming too stupid to operate cash registers that are already made for complete morons to operate. They cannot do basic math and they are not interested in working. Nobody can do basic job anymore, they are all drugged up on anti-anxiety or anti-depressant meds, too stupid, too lazy, too disinterested. How this country is functioning is beyond me.

Looking at all this – two things are clear to me:
1) We are in the initial stages of collapse
2) Powers that be know this as well and are ready to go all the way in Ukraine.

https://sonar21.com/why-intelligence-fa ... -kiriakou/

I am not the best person to comment for I think north of 80% of people below 30 are retarded or act like they are. So I am hoping for outside input, this dude seems to agree with me, which is disturbing to some degree as it indicates things are quite bad

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https://youtu.be/o3_6X-XGWlc



Ha! Look at this pathetic moron. He can't even cite one example to back up his claim that sexist tweets are on the rise. It's no wonder Chatgpt sounds more coherent than this Burro.