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[harryg]

I was withdrawing cash from an ATM when a little old lady asked me to check her balance.





So I pushed her over.

[Yodean]

I was withdrawing cash from an ATM when a little old lady asked me to check her balance.





So I pushed her over.

Took me a few seconds to get this. Prolly didn't take enough shilajit this morning.

[harryg]

I was withdrawing cash from an ATM when a little old lady asked me to check her balance.





So I pushed her over.

Took me a few seconds to get this. Prolly didn't take enough shilajit this morning.

I sometimes unsuccessfully negotiate the murky shadows that separate subtle from obscure.

[Yodean]

I sometimes unsuccessfully negotiate the murky shadows that separate subtle from obscure.

My common law spouse reads some of the threads here, and finds your jokes funny. She tends to favour that stereotypical British dry sense of humour, I am guessing.

[AstuteShift]

I always find great delight or comedy listening to YouTube marketers talking about the market

These losers have no idea what’s going on and react impulsively, no wonder 90 percent of people lose in the market

[bpcw]

I was invited round to a meal at my friend and his wife's house. She was serving dinner and said "how many potatoes would you like Jim", I said "just one for me please". "You don't have to be so polite Jim" she responded, so I said "oh ok, I'll just have one you silly cow"!

[SOL]

https://youtu.be/R7KFjB51p7o

*****

Early frontrunner for one of 2022's Top 10 songs by random amateur, at least in my books. I'd take her over the Ukrainian quasi-transgender chick singer posted by BossNinja earlier ...

I still think that the Ukrainian lady rocks but that is what life is all about, contradictions right lol

[SOL]

I was invited round to a meal at my friend and his wife's house. She was serving dinner and said "how many potatoes would you like Jim", I said "just one for me please". "You don't have to be so polite Jim" she responded, so I said "oh ok, I'll just have one you silly cow"!

You deserve a custom avatar. Send me a couple of images and I will have our guy come up with something and on that note so does Harry for his humour is really something else

[Budge]

I was invited round to a meal at my friend and his wife's house. She was serving dinner and said "how many potatoes would you like Jim", I said "just one for me please". "You don't have to be so polite Jim" she responded, so I said "oh ok, I'll just have one you silly cow"!

I liked the Jasper Carrot joke about his embarrassment meeting the girlfriend's posh parents for the first time. As he sat nervously, the family dog came in, plonked down and started licking itself. Just to make conversation Jasper said, "I wish I could do that." The posh mother replied, "If you give him a biscuit, he'll probably let you."

[bpcw]

I was invited round to a meal at my friend and his wife's house. She was serving dinner and said "how many potatoes would you like Jim", I said "just one for me please". "You don't have to be so polite Jim" she responded, so I said "oh ok, I'll just have one you silly cow"!

I liked the Jasper Carrot joke about his embarrassment meeting the girlfriend's posh parents for the first time. As he sat nervously, the family dog came in, plonked down and started licking itself. Just to make conversation Jasper said, "I wish I could do that." The posh mother replied, "If you give him a biscuit, he'll probably let you."

Brilliant, humour is just the tonic for life's troubles, I love silly boyish humour!

[bpcw]

This is one of my all time favourites of all time, classic!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/GQhVkId9t7R8/

[Budge]

This is one of my all time favourites of all time, classic!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/GQhVkId9t7R8/

My father's favourite episode was the exploding dolls. "I told 'er not to have the mutton vindaloo."

[SOL]

Here is another classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw0JFB1cKBs

[Yodean]

I still think that the Ukrainian lady rocks but that is what life is all about, contradictions right lol

Indeed, Friction (3rd Force) is necessary for true progress.

[harryg]

Fools & Horses has so much good material Trigger's broom is a good one, as is the story when they are reminiscing about their schooldays:

Trigger banged his head on the "MIND YOUR HEAD" sign...

Uncle Albert: "How did you walk into a MIND YOUR HEAD sign? Didn't you see it?"

Trigger: "Of course I saw it. But in those days, I couldn't read."



I like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAeda5VUgSs