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by harryg Fri May 12, 2023 2:38 am
outof thebox wrote: ↑ Thu May 11, 2023 9:26 am
This one's for you, Harry. I think it might make you grin or howl with laughter.
The Ugliest Baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
It's a good'un.
The doctor handed me the baby and said: "This is your son. I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it."
I handed him the baby back and said: "Well give me the one she did make."
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by SOL Mon May 15, 2023 9:24 am
When the words short term appear under any post; the same conditions listed in the Market update under the short term category apply The end is always near; its the beginning and how you live each moment that counts the most
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by jlhooter Mon May 15, 2023 12:50 pm
Nice but water would not attempt a move like that on Chuck Norris
Just because 95% is doing it doesn't make it right
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by Yodean Tue May 16, 2023 1:30 pm
https://youtu.be/1lz7AJJgv-E?t=62
*****
Not exactly the type of menage-a-trois i tend to prefer, but i do enjoy bruce lee stuff, even cheap non-genuine replicas ...
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by SOL Sat May 20, 2023 8:34 pm
When the words short term appear under any post; the same conditions listed in the Market update under the short term category apply The end is always near; its the beginning and how you live each moment that counts the most
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by harryg Tue May 23, 2023 4:40 am
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by AstuteShift Fri May 26, 2023 1:53 am
harryg wrote: ↑ Tue May 23, 2023 4:40 am
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Oh daaarling that onyx necklace just brings out the colour of your beard so well.
And those heels are to DIE for !
etc
Thanks for this, had me rolling
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by harryg Mon May 29, 2023 3:59 pm
AstuteShift wrote: ↑ Fri May 26, 2023 1:53 am harryg wrote: ↑ Tue May 23, 2023 4:40 am
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Oh daaarling that onyx necklace just brings out the colour of your beard so well.
And those heels are to DIE for !
etc
Thanks for this, had me rolling
Ta
If I'm ever on life support would you mind unplugging me then plugging me back in ?
Worth a try.
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by jlhooter Mon May 29, 2023 4:19 pm
harryg wrote: ↑ Mon May 29, 2023 3:59 pm AstuteShift wrote: ↑ Fri May 26, 2023 1:53 am harryg wrote: ↑ Tue May 23, 2023 4:40 am
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Oh daaarling that onyx necklace just brings out the colour of your beard so well.
And those heels are to DIE for !
etc
Thanks for this, had me rolling
Ta
If I'm ever on life support would you mind unplugging me then plugging me back in ?
Worth a try.
I think you're suppose to wait at least 30 seconds before plugging back in for it to work.
Just because 95% is doing it doesn't make it right
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by Budge Mon May 29, 2023 6:17 pm
jlhooter wrote: ↑ Mon May 29, 2023 4:19 pm harryg wrote: ↑ Mon May 29, 2023 3:59 pm AstuteShift wrote: ↑ Fri May 26, 2023 1:53 am
Thanks for this, had me rolling
Ta
If I'm ever on life support would you mind unplugging me then plugging me back in ?
Worth a try.
I think you're suppose to wait at least 30 seconds before plugging back in for it to work.
Unless there's a reset button. Can we have a sweepstake on where his might be?
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by SOL Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:50 pm
I initially thought this was a parody, but I was mistaken.
https://youtu.be/_pq6kenJwNY When the words short term appear under any post; the same conditions listed in the Market update under the short term category apply The end is always near; its the beginning and how you live each moment that counts the most
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by bpcw Fri Jun 02, 2023 11:14 am
SOL wrote: ↑ Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:50 pm
I initially thought this was a parody, but I was mistaken.
I now need to change my pants after watching that, peed myself!
One question though, do you think AI could ever reach the sophistication to be able to replace a woman like that!
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by jlhooter Fri Jun 02, 2023 12:07 pm
bpcw wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 02, 2023 11:14 am SOL wrote: ↑ Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:50 pm
I initially thought this was a parody, but I was mistaken.
I now need to change my pants after watching that, peed myself!
One question though, do you think AI could ever reach the sophistication to be able to replace a woman like that!
I wonder if the staff wrote that speech.
Just because 95% is doing it doesn't make it right
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by MarkD Fri Jun 02, 2023 1:34 pm
DSM-V condition. It's been in the book for decades. It's just rhetoric. But I definitely draw the line at grooming.
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by SOL Fri Jun 02, 2023 7:25 pm
When the words short term appear under any post; the same conditions listed in the Market update under the short term category apply The end is always near; its the beginning and how you live each moment that counts the most
It's a good'un.
