Jesus Sell Signal
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Jesus Sell Signal
When Cramer says "bet against the Nasdaq and invite me to your funeral" that might be one component of a JSS.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/invite-f ... 00942.html
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/invite-f ... 00942.html
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A.S.S.
Bro, the Jesus only buys - He does not sell(out).Triplethought wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 4:30 pm When Cramer says "bet against the Nasdaq and invite me to your funeral" that might be one component of a JSS.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/invite-f ... 00942.html
For the Divine Trigger to sell stocks, you need the activation of the A.S.S. (Allah Sell Signal).
It has not been triggered yet. Allahu Ackbar!
WIth that said, if you have profits on stocks like Meta, Tesla, and NVDA, you might want to trim a bit of your positions.
Cramer sucks at this point - both for advice and as a contrarian indicator - too many peeps consider him a contrarian, so it doesn't work that well anymore.
Instead, fade these dudes:
https://youtu.be/_DCWraA32lY\
-they're not wrong _every time_, but they're wrong _over_ time.
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Re: A.S.S.

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Re: A.S.S.
Sometimes for fun when I am out in public I start yelling "Allahu Ackbar!" for no apparent reason.
My spouse is not amused.
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Re: A.S.S.
Lol, in a monogamous relationship one has to keep things somewhat exciting ...

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Re: Jesus Sell Signal
Cramer is my favorite indicator
Along with the summer crypto conference and various crypto influencers
Another is the wannabe finance gurus on social media, they all form syndicates and say the same thing and invest in the same thing
Along with the summer crypto conference and various crypto influencers
Another is the wannabe finance gurus on social media, they all form syndicates and say the same thing and invest in the same thing
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Re: Jesus Sell Signal
I have not listened to his latest views. Is he advocating going long? The SPX is still being driven higher by a very narrow group of stocksAstuteShift wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 1:51 am Cramer is my favorite indicator
Along with the summer crypto conference and various crypto influencers
Another is the wannabe finance gurus on social media, they all form syndicates and say the same thing and invest in the same thing
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Breadth appears to be improving in several areas of the market. ?metastatic spread to continue?
From memory, a small number of stocks led the way up off the cv19 lows in '20.
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Re: Jesus Sell Signal

The problem with Cramer is that since he's generally bullish on equities (?paid off by the companies to shill), as we enter a deeper portion of this nascent bull market that likely started in October '22, some of his picks will turn out to be right long-term, although his timing generally sucks - e.g. may recommend a good long-term hodl stock as a buy when it's topping short-term, etc.
I've grown to like Dan Nathan as a very good fade - since he's on cnbc often, he has to disclose his picks publicly, so one can go back and research how they do; he's almost always wrong:
https://www.quiverquant.com/cnbctracker/Dan%20Nathan?
if you scroll down a bit, you can see his trades, date-stamped fairly accurately.
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Re: Jesus Sell Signal
Now he is just selecting certain stocks, however I make sure the indicators line up for a bullish run instead of just selecting randomly.SOL wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 1:25 pmI have not listened to his latest views. Is he advocating going long? The SPX is still being driven higher by a very narrow group of stocksAstuteShift wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 1:51 am Cramer is my favorite indicator
Along with the summer crypto conference and various crypto influencers
Another is the wannabe finance gurus on social media, they all form syndicates and say the same thing and invest in the same thing
However, it’s a strong conviction play if he picks big names, it’s scary and laughable how you would make money 9/10 times doing this
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Re: Jesus Sell Signal
Too many "gurus" being watched.



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Re: Jesus Sell Signal
The way of the financial guru like SOL stated a couple of years ago will go the way of the dinosaurs.
Old, rigid and full of emotions. However these vile creatures get paid and promote to influence the masses. Hence a good contrarian type of plays can be produced.
Overall best to not even listen.
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Re: Jesus Sell Signal
I find if you manage to find a very good contrarian indicator, she's worth her weight in btc. Often trumps all technical, fundamental, numerical sentiment analysis, etc.
The Jesus Buy Signal triggered last October was partially due to two subs here, as you may recall.
A group of us try to watch the following YT channel (live if possible, or later as replay) to glean valuable sentiment information. There's even a dude from the book _Unknown Market Wizards_ (the Jack Schwager series) who signs in under a pseudonym and often watches the show and makes derogatory comments in the live chat - he's the one who told us about using Dan Nathan as a contrarian sentiment indicator. Lol, he often gets temporarily banned from the chat, then comes back under a different name at a later date.
I've taken profits on most of my NVDA position, but kept a trailer position. Dan Nathan keeps trying to short NVDA, and repeatedly getting stopped out. Our thinking is that NVDA likely won't top until Nathan gives up on his NVDA shorts. Same thing with TSLA, lol ...
Here was today's show: https://youtu.be/slnlYxVBdD4?t=1
The chat's pretty funny. I caught the last little bit of the show. There's another show tmrw, I think.
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