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Blessed are the cheese-makers!

What's so special about the cheese-makers?

Well, it's not meant to be taken literally - it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.


*Bad language alert*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yTT_cQVMOs

[Budge]

Blessed are the cheese-makers!

What's so special about the cheese-makers?

Well, it's not meant to be taken literally - it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.


*Bad language alert*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yTT_cQVMOs

Bloody cheesemakers get in everywhere! Eee lad, I blame those buggers from Wensleydale.

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Bloody cheesemakers get in everywhere! Eee lad, I blame those buggers from Wensleydale.

Wensleydale?

Yes?

Well I'll have some of that then.


You know the rest

[SOL]

Bloody cheesemakers get in everywhere! Eee lad, I blame those buggers from Wensleydale.

Wensleydale?

Yes?

Well I'll have some of that then.


You know the rest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RmT094XH9g

or this

https://youtu.be/Hz1JWzyvv8A

[Budge]

Entered this here cos it's from the Babylon Bee but makes ya think? No?

[SOL]

Stalin, Kruschev, and Brezhnev are riding a train when it suddenly grinds to a halt.
Stalin says, "I know what to do. We shoot the conductor, the ticket collector, and ten passengers at random. Then the train will run again."

"No, I have a better idea," says Kruchev. "We tell everyone on the train that true communism is just around the corner! Then the train will run again."

"Tovarishi, you're trying too hard," Brezhnev cuts in. "We simply close the curtains, lean back and have a vodka, and *pretend* the train is running!"

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Stalin, Kruschev, and Brezhnev are riding a train when it suddenly grinds to a halt.
Stalin says, "I know what to do. We shoot the conductor, the ticket collector, and ten passengers at random. Then the train will run again."

"No, I have a better idea," says Kruchev. "We tell everyone on the train that true communism is just around the corner! Then the train will run again."

"Tovarishi, you're trying too hard," Brezhnev cuts in. "We simply close the curtains, lean back and have a vodka, and *pretend* the train is running!"

Peter Ustinov this week - I've posted the full bit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi1GXrLLHjs

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Stalin, Kruschev, and Brezhnev are riding a train when it suddenly grinds to a halt.
Stalin says, "I know what to do. We shoot the conductor, the ticket collector, and ten passengers at random. Then the train will run again."

"No, I have a better idea," says Kruchev. "We tell everyone on the train that true communism is just around the corner! Then the train will run again."

"Tovarishi, you're trying too hard," Brezhnev cuts in. "We simply close the curtains, lean back and have a vodka, and *pretend* the train is running!"

Peter Ustinov this week - I've posted the full bit

I am ashamed to state I did not know of this brilliant chap until you presented him today, but what a delight I watched it from start to finish, which is a rarity and almost choked on my new drink which is called coffee vodka

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Peter Ustinov this week - I've posted the full bit

I am ashamed to state I did not know of this brilliant chap until you presented him today, but what a delight I watched it from start to finish, which is a rarity and almost choked on my new drink which is called coffee vodka

Glad you enjoyed it. I don't usually post long stuff, but ol' Pete's not a one-liner merchant.

Coffee vodka? Not tried it.. YET Of all the flavours I've sampled so far I only really like Absolut Mandrin & Stolichnaya Lime. I tried a pepper one and a chilli one once which I thought would be fun but they weren't. A bit like Rachel's trifle, I enjoy the components but not at the same time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSFgDZJVYbo

[Eric]

almost choked on my new drink which is called coffee vodka

So my vodka-diet-cola isn't as weird as some make it out to be.

[Yodean]

So my vodka-diet-cola isn't as weird as some make it out to be.

Red Bull + vodka = pressing brake and gas pedals simultaneously, but somewhat fun, nonetheless. Should see how your shooting accuracy is on that combo, if you haven't already.

[Budge]

My favourite Ustinov one liner was when he entered Australia and was asked by the immigration officer if he had a criminal record. "I didn't know it was still required."

Tell that one to any Aussie you meet.

[Eric]

Red Bull + vodka = pressing brake and gas pedals simultaneously, but somewhat fun, nonetheless. Should see how your shooting accuracy is on that combo, if you haven't already.

My dad has a Jägermeister machine in his basement so I haven't had vodka-red bull but have had hundreds of Jäger-bombs.



Depending on what crowd I'm with typically guns get put away before alcohol is opened (at the fun club...correct autocorrection of gun club); but I have a rule (on private property) that guns get put away as soon as the first person cracks their second beer.

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That looks like a serious machine!

[SOL]

That looks like a serious machine!

hahaha now that is a classic. Have not heard from BPCW for a while. I hope he is okay.