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[harryg]

[Budge]

Billy Connolly's joke about a dead wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slw08b3bHFE

[harryg]

BlackAdder IV had one of the best and most poignant endings imaginable.

Compilations aren't my favourite, but there are some gems in here:





(Of Field Marshall Haig) "He's looking to find a way to cheer them up".


"His resignation and suicide would seem the obvious solution."



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"Don't worry my boy, if you should falter, remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you"



"About 35 miles behind you"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblfKREj50o

[SOL]

https://youtu.be/V_xggj76quE

[jonnyfrank]

Now THAT is funny!

[stefk]

Everybody knows that the British are great at joking. But they are also very good at inventing modern weapons. Think at the battle tank, invented durinbg WW1. During WW2, they invented a weapon of mass destruction . Nobody knows it, here is a little movie about this weapon. But Harry, please, dont dig up this mass destruction weapon, for the future of the humanity !!!! WARNING for the german subscribers, be careful, dont try to understand all the sentences, because the british in this movie speak a very bad german.
And this weapon was tested for the first time in Belgium, in the ardennes.

https://youtu.be/U4VjZKPjxnE

[SOL]

https://youtu.be/ohDB5gbtaEQ

[scott]

Statisticians have concluded that the average human has one bosom, and one testicle.

[Eric]

Statisticians have concluded that the average human has one bosom, and one testicle.

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..... Middle finger.

[Yodean]

@scott, eric: that's pretty good.

[harryg]

Nothing hard-hitting this week, it is Christmas, after all






Probably wise...





Time for a change?





Crawley, to the South of London, is (arguably) not the most lovely place to live




Rudolph snaps





Finally, I offer you the following image - what is it?







(2 Tyrannosaurus Rex in front of a circular saw bench)

[bpcw]

Very good Harry, not sure most will get Rudolf on bricks, have to be a UK lad to understand that one!

I was out on the streets the other day sharing the real meaning of Christmas with people, one guy was in a hurry but shouted back, "I know it's not about Chris"! I thought......he knows his stuff!

[harryg]

Very good Harry, not sure most will get Rudolf on bricks, have to be a UK lad to understand that one!

I was out on the streets the other day sharing the real meaning of Christmas with people, one guy was in a hurry but shouted back, "I know it's not about Chris"! I thought......he knows his stuff!

Little boy is in Santa's grotto and says "Santa, can you send me a baby brother for Christmas?"



Santa says "I'll see what I can do. Send in your mother."

[bpcw]

Very good Harry, not sure most will get Rudolf on bricks, have to be a UK lad to understand that one!

I was out on the streets the other day sharing the real meaning of Christmas with people, one guy was in a hurry but shouted back, "I know it's not about Chris"! I thought......he knows his stuff!

Little boy is in Santa's grotto and says "Santa, can you send me a baby brother for Christmas?"



Santa says "I'll see what I can do. Send in your mother."

Ho ho ho!

[SOL]

Very good Harry, not sure most will get Rudolf on bricks, have to be a UK lad to understand that one!

I was out on the streets the other day sharing the real meaning of Christmas with people, one guy was in a hurry but shouted back, "I know it's not about Chris"! I thought......he knows his stuff!

Little boy is in Santa's grotto and says "Santa, can you send me a baby brother for Christmas?"



Santa says "I'll see what I can do. Send in your mother."

I liked this one, it was quite funny