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They caught Bin Laden. Washed him, gave him a haircut, turned out it was Berezovsky.

A factory worker in a Western country shows his house to his Russian colleague.
- "Here's my room, this one is my wife's, this is my eldest daughter's, that's our dining room, then the guest bedroom..." etc.

The Russian guest nods and says, after a pause:
"Well, it's basically similar to mine. Only we don't have the internal walls

."


A man bought a horse from a pastor of a church...
The pastor explains to him "to make the horse go yell 'Thank God!' And to make it stop yell 'Hallelujah'". He is riding the horse and gets distracted when he notices he is about to ride off a cliff and begins to yell "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!", and the horse stops just at the edge of the cliff. He wipes his sweat off and says "Phew! Thank God


https://youtu.be/SrElwUb44UQ

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Comrade Stalin approaches a farmer and asks :

"Comrade, how many potatoes have we grown this season?"

"Enough to reach God, comrade!" Replied the farmer.

"But there is no God" said Stalin

"Ah, said the farmer, as there are no potatoes."

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right.

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A British doctor says: In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job.

The German doctor says: That's nothing; in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job.

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job.

The American doctor laughs: You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for a job!

[scott]

A Russki babushka went to the doctor, complaining her teats are drooping more and more every year. He told her "Stand up for me please, okay, now bend over... there is that better?" "Why, yes doctor!" she replied. He said "Walk that way then." Might not be very comfortable" she thought aloud. "A cane would help I think"; "Oh, thank you doctor!"

[bpcw]

It's got rude on here so I'm going to put up a pair of booby's!

[bpcw]

Pair of booby's!

[harryg]

Pair of booby's!

I see your 2 boobies and raise you 3 tits




I said to my wife, "I saw a woman on the bus feeding her son with her ***s out."

She said, "It's perfectly natural."






"Natural?" I replied, "She was giving him tortilla chips."

[Budge]

Pair of booby's!

I see your 2 boobies and raise you 3 tits




I said to my wife, "I saw a woman on the bus feeding her son with her ***s out."

She said, "It's perfectly natural."






"Natural?" I replied, "She was giving him tortilla chips."

Raise - four shags

[bpcw]

Funny guys, eating tortilla chips!

Did you hear about the British MP caught watching porn in the commons recently (for real).

Apparently his excuse was he was food shopping and looking for cornhub (not real)

[jlhooter]

I just choked on a tortilla chip thank you very much.

[Budge]

Had to raise ya - five effin wankers





Plus, the dunce on the left is answering a question about "How big was it?"

[bpcw]

Had to raise ya - five effin wankers





Plus, the dunce on the left is answering a question about "How big was it?"

Yes the US is led by a couple of tits that make a lot of boobies!

[harryg]

Hopefully this will raise a smile or two

Smack the Pony - sketch show from around 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iJ9gnt7wNo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FvIpErzQY4

[bpcw]

Funny harryg

Here's so amusing clips from Peter Kay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15l3hx6loQc

[harryg]

Very nice

Before him was Jack Dee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20paf6YsL4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsiWQ4xm5-Q